shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

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striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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donnermaysilee:

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

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yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

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beatledork:

g-i-l-b-e-r-t-n-i-g-h-t-r-a-y:

fitfeelsbetterthanskinny:

dontstop-fitnessprincess:

I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.

THIS^^

third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating

In sixth grade, I had a teacher scream at me several times a week for being diabetic. The principal didn’t believe me.

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• mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
• me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

best-of-funny:

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

X

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zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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